Essie Bikini So Teeny is from the Summer 2012 Collection, and I would say its definitely a very summer-y color.
I’m tempted to say its summer-y in the “summer teeth” sense, but the wordplay wouldn’t quite work seamlessly enough. That does, however, make for a nice segue into the less-than seamless finish I ended up with after applying this color.
Bikini So Teeny is a less saturated (almost pastel, but not quite) sky blue with a subtle purple dimension. This purple is more evident in lower light conditions, but in normal lighting it pushes this color close to periwinkle.
There’s also an extremely subtle shimmer mixed in, but it’s so subtle it might as well not even be there. I have to wonder if the decision to go so very subtle with the shimmer was born out of an artistic motive, or simply out of a profit motive…
I just want to make sure I’m on the record saying that I hate the color name “periwinkle.” It sounds so medieval in the worst sense – like in the ‘we’re-so-diseased-we-can’t-even-drink-plain-water’ sense.
Alright, anyway – check out my swatch photos, which are followed at the bottom with the review and rating.
Review and Rating
Let’s start with the bad and end with the good, shall we?
Bad: This was a streaky/drippy shade to apply, leaving some streaks even after three coats. These streaks are probably evident in my swatch photos to the trained eye. In addition, the Essie brush and handle combo were not very helpful in mitigating the shortcomings of this formula. Additionally, the shimmer was less-than-impressive, and not really even visible, on the nails.
Good: Its a nice color, and it definitely feels like it belongs in the summertime.
My verdict – if you like sheers and are good at applying them evenly, get this creme. Or, if you don’t have a lot of concern with the way your nails look extremely close up, try this stuff out. All other nail people could probably do better elsewhere.













15 comments
Char From Nails, Actually says:
Jul 11, 2012
I think you are too hard on yourself…your nails look great. I bought this polish but have yet to try it. Essie needs lots of time to dry and I am impatient!
Nick says:
Jul 11, 2012
Reviewing a current polish? Is this a Onegents first? ;)
Scott Gents says:
Jul 11, 2012
I know, right?
Kelly says:
Jul 12, 2012
This looks a lot like the Essie polish Lapis of Luxury!
Andrea says:
Jul 12, 2012
They are quite similar, but Bikini So Teeny is definitely a lighter color. :)
Andrea says:
Jul 12, 2012
Oh, and also, Bikini So Teeny is definitely more purple-toned than Lapiz of Luxury.
Andrea says:
Jul 12, 2012
I had some streaking problems with this, too, but I didn’t know if it was due to my ridges or to the polish itself. Both, I guess… So sad that the silver shimmer/glitter isn’t visible much on the nails, it would make the color even better.
Fitzy says:
Jul 12, 2012
I didn’t think this polish could qualify as “not bad.” I hated the formula of this one so much that I don’t think I’m ever going to use it again!
MissGreenEyes says:
Jul 12, 2012
Hate the word Periwinkle too, much prefer Cornflower :) LOVE this. Reminds me of Nails Inc. Bluebell a little.
Alison Griffiths says:
Jul 20, 2012
Lol to the definition of periwinkle :)
Kate says:
Jul 21, 2012
I used the nail polish, and agree that it was drippy. But on my nails you could see the shimmer pretty well.
Lysia says:
Jul 23, 2012
Have you considered reviewing Essie Shine of the Times? I’d love to see your and Ms. Gents’ take on it – actually, it would be great to see you take on more flakies in general. I’m glad they’re becoming more popular, but it’s hard to know which ones are going to be good (like Shine) and which are going to be a trainwreck (like Covered in Diamonds).
Janelle Monique says:
Aug 21, 2012
Gorgeous color! I showed my friend your blog and she couldn’t believe that your nails were a guy’s nails! Probably because you have better cuticles than me lol.
-Guys SHOULD wear nail polish!
Cin says:
Sep 20, 2012
Wow this color is beautiful! I haven’t used it yet, and now it will wait til next summer, but it is really pretty.
Scott Gents says:
Sep 20, 2012
Why wait for next summer?